Bean Bryant vs. Jeffrey Jordan

Now since Kobe has won his 5th ring you

know the Jordan comparisons will showcase...

And in my Jay Z voice all I want to say is
"Men lie, Women lie, Numbers Don't"

So before you make that rookie mistake and make
that thoughtless affidavit just compare career stats

We as a people naturally
seem to forget the past because current events
are so FRESH & RECENT in our noggins

Remember Jordan is the Original Asshole
and Don't you forget!!!!!

JORDAN
http://www.nba.com/history/players/jordan_stats.html
BRYANT
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/kobe_bryant/career_stats.html
I think MJ's son, Marcus said it best...

WillYork.One.Uno.Ace.